How to measure

Width: Measure straight across the shirt, one inch below the armholes.

Length: Measure from the highest shoulder point down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.

Garment measurements

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
XS	16.00 in	27.00 in	7.99 in
S	18.00 in	28.00 in	8.23 in
M	20.00 in	29.00 in	8.50 in
L	22.00 in	30.00 in	8.74 in
XL	24.00 in	31.00 in	9.02 in
2XL	26.00 in	32.00 in	9.25 in
3XL	28.00 in	33.00 in	9.49 in
4XL	30.00 in	34.00 in	9.72 in
5XL	32.00 in	35.00 in	9.96 in

Size tolerance: 1.50 in. For the best fit, compare these garment measurements with a T-shirt you already own.

T-Shirt

Don't Call It Hoarding T‑Shirt

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$29.99

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This lightweight cotton tee carries a playful, slightly spooky vibe — a grinning skeleton surrounded by guitars and gear with the line “PLEASE DON’T...

Size S

Color Black

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Product Details ＋

This lightweight cotton tee carries a playful, slightly spooky vibe — a grinning skeleton surrounded by guitars and gear with the line “PLEASE DON’T / CALL IT HOARDING.” It feels like slipping into a friend’s living room full of records, instruments, and lovable chaos. The soft ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably and breathes through long days of rehearsals, crate-digging, or weekend hangouts. The muted, vintage-style print has a worn-in look that blends with faded denim or layered under a flannel. Wear it to shows, jam sessions, or lazy afternoons when you’d rather collect memories and gear than declutter. The thoughtful construction — tubular knit, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape — keeps the fit relaxed and durable so this tee becomes one of the shirts you reach for again and again.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and added durability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for detailed, vintage-look artwork
- OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Fabric & Fit ＋

Fabric

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Fit

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